The obvious one to point you at is the WotC D&D alignment test. We all know how I came out.
Then there's always my geek code block. You probably don't want to trudge through that though.
My friends never tire of scouring the Internet for more things to help them find their true colors. The following are, to my mind, less diverting amusements:
I recently retook this quiz. To tell the truth, I'm not sure which answer I like better...
The Spark thinks I'm a Mastermind:
Mein Gott!MASTERMIND
( Submissive Introverted Abstract Thinker )
You are a MASTERMIND (SIAT). You can be silent and withdrawn, but behind your reserved exterior lies an active mind that allows you to analyze situations and come up with creative, unexpected solutions. Normal people call this "scheming." Don't learn German.Anyway, your sense of style and originality are your strengths, and people will respect your judgment once they get to know you. If you learn to be a little more personable, you could be a great leader--you've definitely got the "vision" thing down. Just make sure all the plotting you do behind those eyes of yours is healthy.
What's your personality? [or how likely are you to kiss me when drunk?]
What drug are you?
What Type of Seducer are You?
I am the Coquette
The ability to delay satisfaction is the ultimate art of seduction - while waiting, the victim is held in thrall. Coquettes are the grand masters of the game, orchestrating a back-and-forth movement between hope and frustration. They bait with the promise of reward - the hope of physical pleasure, happiness, fame by association, power - all of which, however, proves elusive; yet this only makes their targets pursue them more. Imitate the alternating heat and coolness of the Coquette and you will keep the seduced at your heels.
Symbol: The Shadow. It cannot be grasped. Chase your shadow and it will flee; turn your back on it and it will follow you. It is also a person's dark side, the thing that makes them mysterious. After they have given us pleasure, the shadow of withdrawl makes us yearn for their return, much as clouds make us yearn for the sun.
Here's another quiz that I retook recently. Not sure which is a better description. Thoughts?
I am a Space-invader.
I will happily recruit the help of friends to aid me in getting what I want. I have no tolerance for people getting in my way, and I am completely relentless until any threats or opposition are removed. I try to be down-to-earth, but something always seems to get in the way.
(If you were not a Space-invader you would be Pacman.)
My coordinates on the Political Compass:
Economic Left/Right: -6.25
Authoritarian/Libertarian: -6.36
Ever thought I was a little crazy? Here's the proof:
Disorder Rating Information Paranoid: High click for info Schizoid: Low click for info Schizotypal: Low click for info Antisocial: Low click for info Borderline: Low click for info Histrionic: Low click for info Narcissistic: Moderate click for info Avoidant: Low click for info Dependent: Low click for info Obsessive-Compulsive: Low click for info What about you?
SPOOOON!
You are the Tick!
You are mighty! You make up for a lack of intellect with your nigh-invulnerability and your boundless enthusiasm for fighting Evil, because Evil is Just Plain Bad!
You live with your friend and sidekick, Arthur, who lets you sleep on his couch and eat the food in his kitchen. When you fight crime, you patrol the City by jumping from rooftop to rooftop and shouting 'SPOON!!!' before you leap into battle. You have no arch-enemy yet, but you desperately wish you did...
You?
All I can say is thank gods I'm not a Magical Girl.
You're a mecha pilot!
You might be a sub-category of bishounen, but this hardly matters since you don't notice anything that didn't feature in the last edition of Guns'n'Ammo magazine. You have been trained since an unfeasibly early age to be a machine of death and destruction. If you've noticed an annoying girl following you around and repeatedly getting into danger and requiring rescue recently, run like hell - she's probably your love interest...
Which generic anime character are you?
I always knew I was a tarot card...
Spiritual enlightenment, inner illumination, hidden power. Link between seen and unseen. Balance of positive and negative forces. Receptivity. Unseen guidance.
A young woman sits on a throne holding a scroll labeled "Tora" meaning "law." On her breast is the sign of the meeting of heaven and earth, the Maltese cross. Her crown is the full orb supported by horns, the crown ofthe Mother Goddess Isis, who rules all things changeable, shown by the moon at her feet. Her power, upon which her throne rests, derives from the creative principle of duality, shown by the two pillars of light and darkness. To those who know and love her she dispenses the sweet fruit of the world itself, symbolized by the pomegranites.Which of the major arcana are you?
Which Vintage Dance Are You?
You'd be the Redowa - You're not the most approachable dance, especially in motion. But with the right partner, you fly.
I'm not sure I get this one, but if they say so:
mmm... dark...You're a Drow!! Evil. You're one of the most evil races there is... And extremely lovely. You live deep underground.. the light hurts your eyes.. You have extremely dark skin, and beautiful white hair... And the women run the society.. You're goddess is Lloth... A giant spider woman....
What fantasy race are you?
I'm also a Chaotic Good Elf Ranger Bard. What D&D Character are you?
Which Muppet are you?
You are Gonzo!
You're a bit loopy, and many people have trouble figuring out exactly what you're supposed to be. You take pride in your eccentricity and originality.
Which Colossal Death Robot are you?
Hey ho, you're Calibretto!
Kick. Arse.
Five metric tonnes of hulking, steam powered robo-meat, you are the pin-up boy for death robot technology. Although you are in fact a war golem, you know how to use a minigun, and you can benchpress small settlements. Relatively new to the colossal death robot scene, you were first pencilled by comic legend Joe Maduriera in 1998. Sensitive, stylish, and yet still massive, if you were female and not made of iron I would probably propose to you.
Which cartoon dog are you?
What's your Pirate Name ?
Mad Jenny Bonney
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
What pre-1985 Video Game Character are you?
If I weren't a thrust-ship, I'd be Mr. Do.
I am a Thrust-ship.
I am small and tricky - where you think I am, I probably am not. I can work very fast, but I tend to go about things in a round about way, which often leaves me effectively standing still. I hate rocks. Bloody rocks.
If I were a WoD creature, I'd be a Changeling.
A friend's response, on hearing this, was, "It's your bright, mercurial nature. You ride a scooter to work, for Pete's sake!" Aren't my pals wonderful?
If I were a computer game, I'd be Cheeky Age of Empires.
What's your fetish?
Bondage is my thing. Bow to me, bitch.
What Mythological Creature are you?
Even funnier is that Rollie is an incubus. How perfect is that?!
What Star Trek character are you?
I'm either Bones or Janeway.
What flavour are you?
I taste like Tea, thankyouverymuch.
I am a subtle flavour, quiet and polite, gentle, almost ambient. My presence in crowds will often go unnoticed. Best not to spill me on your clothes though, I can leave a nasty stain. What Flavour Are You?
If I weren't feeling leafy, I'd be chocolate- or coffee-flavoured. Is it any wonder I worked at Peet's?
What is your Roleplaying Stereotype?
What sort of villian are you?
What type of mage are you?
What kind of friend are you?
What high school stereotype do you most resemble?
Which Biblical plague are you?
Which Random object would you get on best with?
With "Aragorn" for my husband, how could I help but be
Boromir, Heir of Denethor, Captain of the White TowerWhich Middle Earth character are you?Boromir goes to Rivendall after convincing his father, and tries to persuade the Walkers to follow him to Minas Tirith. He is constantly searching Frodo's face for non-verbal information.
You are good at winning others' confidence and not shy at telling others what to do. Social interaction energizes you. The more people the merrier. You have good observational skills. In your desire for clarity in life, you may have the tendency of being remote or even "heartless". You like keeping your options open. Closure is probably not one of your strong suits.
Like Boromir, you are not content to sit on the sidelines while the action takes place around you.
Traits: Open minded, easy going, persuassive, optimistic about the future. On the dark side you could be exploitative and an opportunist.
